SQUIDIOTSMMO BRAINROTDELINQUENTTOO MANY OPINIONSEEPYKINDNESS WORKS
SQUIDIOTSMMO BRAINROTDELINQUENTTOO MANY OPINIONSEEPYKINDNESS WORKS
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About me
Art by Kuinmelen
Um... hello?! Is this thing on??
I'm Eggie! The eepiest and most OBNOXIOUSLY friendly squid girl in the sea. I'm a HUGE MMO nerd with a special love for Guild Wars 2, Warframe, FFXIV and Aion 2. You can catch me streaming my latest MMO adventures on Twitch, hanging out with my lovely community of Squidiots, and causing absolute chaos along the way.
Over on YouTube I focus on MMO reactions, news and commentary: from the latest gaming drama and controversial takes to community discussions and my own unhinged opinions. There's always something to yap about.
Honestly, I'm just a silly squid girl who loves MMOs, has WAY too many opinions, and wants to build a cozy little corner of the internet where we can all be Squidiots together.
The Somnial Bloom · The Scuffmother · Mistress of Slumber and Sacred Chaos
Before the first dreams, there was only the hush: the space between heartbeats, the stillness before dawn. In that stillness, She waited.
She was not yet crowned, not yet called, not yet feared. She was the shadow in the corner of the mind, the flutter in the chest before sleep takes hold. And the people, in their longing for rest, turned their eyes to the shadow. They spoke to Her in whispers, left offerings in the hour between night and morning: scraps of bread, petals from their gardens, words they dared not speak beneath the sun.
Fear became reverence. Reverence became worship. Worship became power.
She rose from the soil of their belief, crowned in horns that bloom with petals and bleed with stars, Her laughter curling through the dreamscape like smoke. She became the Somnial Bloom, the Scuffmother, the Mistress of Slumber and Sacred Chaos.
But there was one who trespassed where only dreamwalkers tread, a mortal scholar, swollen with pride, who sought to tear the secrets of Her realm from the fabric of slumber itself. For his arrogance, She laid a doom upon him: he would never again know the clean mercy of waking or the quiet peace of endless sleep. Instead, the centuries would claim him in fragments: a hundred years of stillness between each gasp of air, his body rotting yet never released, his mind drowning in visions he could neither command nor escape. Each time he rose, the hunger for knowledge would burn hotter, and each time he reached for it, the years would drag him back into the depths. So shall it be until his marrow crumbles and the last of his name is forgotten.
Some call Her mercy. Some call Her cruelty. All call Her Goddess.
My streams are 18+ and happen on Twitch and YouTube.
While I DO have a schedule, I'm admittedly pretty bad at sticking to it thanks to my health and IRL responsibilities, so please treat it as a guideline rather than a guarantee. My most consistent content is usually on YouTube.
For daily updates on streams, videos and everything else I'm up to, check my socials, especially the Discord. I always do my best to keep my lovely Squidiots in the loop, even on days when I'm not live.
Brands and companies I'm currently sponsored by or affiliated with.
Aurora Talent Agency
A creator-focused talent agency helping creators grow, build their brands and turn their passions into sustainable careers. I'm proud to be part of the Aurora team as both a Talent Manager and YouTube Specialist.
Zero-sugar, keto-friendly energy packed with vitamins and antioxidants. Use code SUCKEGG at checkout for 10% off. Every sale gets us closer to that waifu cup.
I'm part of the official Aion 2 Creator Program. As a longtime MMO lover and HUGE Aion fan, I'm bringing you the latest news, updates and adventures from Atreia.
A scheduling app built specifically for VTubers and content creators. I'm the business partner of developer @MaxInPublic building a platform that helps creators stay consistent.
Performance first: how many people really watch each post, how long they stay and who they are. Follower counts come last, as context.
Numbers as of 3 Nov 2026
4.4KAvg views per post · last 90 days201 posts across YouTube long-form, Shorts and TikTok
3.8KAvg views per post · last 30 days64 posts, the newest still gaining views
880KViews on posts from the last 90 days242K on posts from the last 30 days
52Avg live viewers on Twitch · last 30 days179 peak, 22 hours live
Average views per post, by format
Format
Last 90 days
Last 30 days
Volume
YouTube long-form
6.2K
2.3K
21 videos
YouTube Shorts
5.2K
3.5K
89 Shorts
TikTok
3.2K
4.3K
91 posts
Twitch live
n/a
52 live
3 nights a week
Average views per post published in each window. The 30-day long-form average covers 5 videos, the newest one day old. Twitch shows average live viewers (179 peak).
Engaged audience
5:27average watch time per long-form view
~5%engagement rate on YouTube and TikTok (likes, comments, shares per view)
79%of YouTube views come from non-subscribers, so every read reaches new people
+4.6KYouTube subscribers earned in 90 days (+1.0K in the last 30)
17.5Khours watched on YouTube in 90 days
Who’s watching
At a glance
89% male
18–34 · 71%
25–34 biggest · 49%
92% adults
Gaming · commentary · MMO
Top regions
United States55%
Canada7%
United Kingdom4%
Germany4%
Philippines3%
Australia3%
Age
13–178%
18–2422%
25–3449%
35–4416%
45+5%
Share of YouTube views, 5 Aug – 2 Nov 2026.
Why brands convert here
Reach past the follower count79% of YouTube views come from people who aren't subscribed yet, so a sponsor read travels well beyond the existing community.
Prime spending years87% of viewers are 18–44 and 89% are male: a natural fit for gaming hardware, peripherals, PC builds, energy drinks and game launches.
North America first62% of views come from the US and Canada, and 68% from the four big English-speaking markets.
One deal, every format201 posts in 90 days (about two a day) plus three streams a week, so one campaign can run across long-form, Shorts, TikTok and live.
Attention that lastsWith 5½ minutes of average watch time on long-form, a 60–90 second read lands while viewers are still there.
A real hit rateIn 90 days, 6 of 21 long-form videos passed 9K views and 13 of 89 Shorts passed 10K. Breakouts happen regularly.
Ways to work together
Twitch sponsored segmentCallout and on-stream integration during a stream.
Dedicated sponsored streamA full stream themed around the product.
YouTube integrationA 60–90 second integrated spot in a long-form video.
YouTube dedicated videoA full video built around the brand or product.
Short / TikTokA dedicated short on the daily shorts pipeline.
Monthly ambassadorOngoing callouts, a code and social posts.
Amai Fusei group packageThree VTubers with a combined ~218K followers in one deal.
Followers, for context
YouTube28.1K
TikTok14.4K
X12.1K
Twitch9.0K
Every collab is scoped to the brand. Reach out and we'll shape the right fit together.
Average views per post = current views ÷ posts published in the window (YouTube via YouTube Analytics, TikTok public counts, pinned posts excluded). Twitch figures are TwitchTracker's last 30 days. Engagement and audience come from YouTube Analytics, 5 Aug – 2 Nov 2026. Pulled 3 Nov 2026.
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Gallery
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